What is your 2014?

This has been the driest December in Portland for quite some time and it has left me feeling ripped between Fall and Spring. How was your Christmas? This was my best holiday season since I’ve moved to Portland. Full of celebration, cheer, good tidings, joy, all those things that build up over the year with great anticipation. I’m tip-typing from my new iPad keyboard which is the best accessory I’ve gotten for my gadgets spare the indispensable portable charging device. I’m sitting at a little cafe in Portland on the bustling 23rd avenue, packed full of boutiques and tea parlors, girls with curled hair and knee high boots parading around with their Christmas winnings. I like it here, but they don’t have wifi, so this post comes from the past.

I know I promised a gift guide, and there was no gift guide. Truth be told, I’ve completely avoided my blog for the past couple of weeks. As of this writing I still haven’t logged on to my email or my inbox to see what sort of questions await. I’ve developed a love/hate relationship with my blog as it rests on the precipice of “what will be.” I don’t believe that the New Year is the start of all things, but I also believe that in retrospect we view our lives through the years. In that respect, 2013 was big for me. There were all kinds of changes. And I suspect that 2014 is going to be even bigger. The theme for 2013 was “self-respect.” The theme for 2014 is going to be “acceptance.” I have all kinds of goals for the new year, things I’d like to implement into my daily life. What about you? Do you have a new direction? Goals? Resolutions?

So, anyways, I’m sitting in the window of this cafe and a woman just passed by through the street carrying a bag with the word “LUSH” written across it. (Lush is awesome, look it up!) It reminded me of something else I wanted to talk about.

The other day I was reading a-friend-of-a-friends Facebook. Isn’t it irritating how all these strangers keep popping up in your feeds? The update was something to the effect of: You can’t dress like a slut and then complain that you can’t find a good man.

I had a Peter Griffin moment. It makes me so angry that other women put other women down like this under the guise of “helpful advice” or a “reality check” or even worse “im better than you and thats why I dont have those problems or act that way.” It further perpetuates rape culture (she deserved it because she was wearin’ her rapin’ clothes!) and it puts all kinds of expectations on women based on what they decided to wear that day.

Does this mean that women who dress more sexy are less good and does it mean that all girls who dress conservatively are better or more deserving? Does this mean if I put on my dress pants and spend my days writing about sexuality under the guise of homemaker that a man on a white horse is going to come upon me, hoist me up, and say “Gee, we must have missed you on our first go-around!”

The problem isn’t women and what they wear, its assuming that women who dress a certain way or behave a certain way are worth less as human beings or as potential partners. Its the associations we make, blindly, when we look at someone. The assumptions that prevent us from connecting to people. The things that prevent us from caring.

Certainly you should look for people who are similarly minded to yourself. You should seek out those who you are attracted to. But no good ever came from putting someone else down for being different than you, or for choosing to express themselves in different ways. We’re all trying to find our way.

Acceptance has already been a big theme in my life. Not necessarily clicking with everyone you meet or liking everyone you meet but understanding the wide variety of personalities that are out there and appreciating them and the uniqueness of all people. My goal for 2014 is to find that same acceptance for myself. Its not something I expect to hit completely until my 30s (that complete comfort, I suppose) but I’d like to at least reach a moderate level of ownership over myself. I think that would be great.

Let me know how you’re doing. Leave a comment, check in, and tell me about your goals, hopes, and dreams. What do you want 2014 to be the year of?

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30 before 30

The wonderful LaNeshe wrote up a 30 before 30 list. Ever compelled by list-making, I thought I would brainstorm a list of my own. The problem that I ran into was that so much can change in a year. How do I know where I’ll be six months from now? How do I know what I’ll want two years from now is anything like what I want today? I suppose one point of a list is to help give us direction, and like most directions, they’re only suggestions on which way you ought to go. I’ve decided to include some big ones and some little ones. I’ll save it away on a note and come back to it now and then.

  1. In the same spirit as her list, I’d like to meet another internet friend.
  2. Write a book. Any sort of book. Any size of book. Through any means of publication.
  3. Settle into a career, not a job.
  4. Have a family, of some sort.
  5. Start the process of looking to buy a house.
  6. Learn how to drive stick.
  7. Hold a steady volunteering position.
  8. Have a piece of my writing published on another site.
  9. Buy a couch, one glorious couch, that I adore.
  10. Learn how to make a latte.
  11. Make exercise a regular part of my routine, I’m getting close.
  12. Adopt a dog.
  13. Run a half marathon.
  14. Go a year using the once-a-month habit technique.
  15. Visit France again and speak exclusively in French.
  16. Go on a road trip with no precise destination.
  17. Get a tattoo of something, somewhere.
  18. Be a mentor, find a mentor.
  19. Get a firm grasp on my student debt.
  20. Join a club, start a club.
  21. Donate to a cause that I support.
  22. Go to a wine tasting.
  23. Take a dancing lesson.
  24. Grow a good strong group of friends.
  25. Learn a new skill.
  26. Have a well-stocked liquor cabinet and know how to use it.
  27. Document the reading of at least 500 books – I’m at 221 at time of list making.
  28. Have a heart-wrenching fight or disagreement and be better because of it.
  29. Buy one pair of obscenely expensive but will last forever heels.
  30. Ride a roller coaster without dying or vomiting on myself.
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Not Shiny Enough

So the other day I’m going to buy some groceries. I’m in kind of a foul mood, I may as well be unshowered and in my pajamas. I try to smile and be friendly but I’m sure it’s obvious to the cashier than I’m doing doing so hot so he asks me “So while I get started on this bagging I have a question for you.” It took me off guard, so I was like, uh, what? “What makes you shine, you know, what makes you really light up?”

In that moment I had no idea. I didn’t have a single clue. I looked down at my groceries winding their way along the conveyer belt and said

“Um. Coffee.”

“Okay, what else?”

“Ice cream?”

At this point I could tell he was getting a little agitated because I was a complete moron. Then I remembered that human beings like amusement parks, so I said that.

“Amusement parks!”

I hate amusement parks. I don’t hate them, I guess. I just find I tap out my preferred list of things to do very quickly and then spend the rest of the time avoiding the roller coasters. But this got him stoked, so he asked me which amusement parks I liked.

“Oh, I like… the ones where… people are happy there?”

At this point I’d regressed to the vocabulary of a small child so I completely gave up (and so did he) and I went on my way.

I didn’t think about it again until yesterday when I was shopping for a rain jacket. Somehow I’ve managed to live in Oregon my entire life without ever buying a rain shell. I walked to all the various cold weather retail stores in Portland yesterday and finally found the jacket I wanted. It was mid-range, had a hood, and I could layer it with everything I own. I walked in to try it on one more time and one of the sales people walked over.

“I really think you should get it in blue or pink, because black is boring.”

They were pretty colors so I tried them on and did, indeed, think they were pretty. But the problem with buying something bright and colorful is that it won’t go with everything that you own. I was also on my way to a soccer game and wanted something neutral to wear over the team colors. Black just works for me. But it made me self-conscious.

“It was the predictable choice.”

I realized that pretty often, when I’m out, people interact with me in such a way that makes me feel like I need to be more receptive. More bright and cheery and girly and cute and happy and smiley and, really, I don’t suppose anyone would be too surprised if I broke out in song.

Really I just want to go to the grocery store and be courteous and then pull my black rain hood up and walk home without anyone giving me any grief about not being shiny enough.

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Mementos of Past

I am bits and pieces of everyone I've ever met.

Sometimes you're doing something mundane like showering or making breakfast and you get triggered. Oh we bought this soap together, I remember when we used to make the bed and, hmm, if I could only open this fucking jar of jam. Life is a timeline and sometimes one life overlaps the next life and bits and pieces of former you tap present you on the shoulder like, hey, hey, whatcha doing? I wash off the suds and I soap myself up again.

I wrote about dating a lot – okay, polyamory, open relationships, ethical non-monogamy. Now I feel like I should be writing about dating. What would monogamy be like? What should someone expect from a monogamous relationship? Would I even remember how to monogamy anymore? And how does one deal with heartbreak? Emotional turmoil? What clothes do you wear when you're single? Are these the same clothes I wore when I was in a relationship? Isn't that – like – wrong somehow? Pieces of lives overlapping.

I went to the grocery store the other day and I was looking intently at kitchen appliances. I was looking at spatulas and Mr. Coffee liners. All of a sudden this guy is standing next to me with his arm extended and he introduces himself as Steven. Hi. I'm Steven. Just like that. I'm not kidding you when I say I took three hesitant steps backwards, bug-eyed, and said no, no no no, oh I'm sorry, but no. I fast paced myself to the other side of the store pretending I desperately needed a new carton of eggs. Then I walked to the front of the store hiding behind those floating islands of off-brand nail polish hoping I could check out before someone hit on me trying to scan my tampons.

There was a brief moment where I felt like insecure. I sat in the cafe and everyone turned their squeaky necks to look at me at once. You're new here, they said, all at once. A production of roses and love letters. They said hello and I started chuckling and answered about the weather even though they didn't ask. Could it be possible I'd forgotten how to flirt? I think I knew how. I thought I did, anyways. Maybe it wasn't them that had changed, maybe it was me. Some idealization of what I thought I might experience. Some realization of what I guessed I might want. I'm taking the longest survey of my life every morning. Check yes in this box, no in this one, rate your desire on a scale of not interested to strongly interested.

I wish I had more to say that could be useful but it's really what I've been saying all along. You wake up each morning and you smile. You do good things for people, even the ones that don't necessarily deserve it, because you're good. You maybe binge on a pint of ice cream and watch an entire season of something on Netflix. You go out and you get a drink and you talk about the meaning of life. You read a book that is so good you have a hard time starting the next one. You relive moments so incredibly intense you feel like everything is falling apart and then five minutes later you regain your composure. You make new friends, and you make the good ones better. And you keep figuring out who you are.

I wrote this a while ago, but finally decided to post it.

 

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OK, Final Message

So I disabled my OKC account – again. The second time in two months, the second time since I started it two years ago. It doesn’t feel right to have it, but more than that, I think I wore it out. I want to practice meeting real human beings, in real life. I want to walk up to someone in my classes and say, hey, you’re cool.

I mentioned something on twitter the other day that I’ve been thinking a lot about. The people who intimidate me always end up being the best friends. Do you ever look at someone and think, wow. They seem really put together, and cool. They like all the things you like, and are doing the things you want to do, and they kind of just seem really rad. The few times in my life I’ve been afraid to talk to someone, to get to know someone, to really connect with someone, have been the best experiences. I don’t want to settle having people in my life who I merely get along with because it’s easy to get along with them. I want people who challenge me, inspire me, and push me.

I want to be able to look at the people in my life and think “I’m your friend? I’m pretty lucky.” And I don’t want to look at myself and think “They wouldn’t want to be friends with me.”  I think it’s easy to compare yourself to people like that, and I don’t think it’s true at all. We should want people in our lives that make us feel good about ourselves and who we are.

I shall miss the banter, I can’t say I’ll miss the messages too much. Although I know some of you will. Who knows, maybe it will be back one day. Until then, whats the moral code on anonymously sharing conversations you overhear in coffee shops? Just curious.

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Levity and Whatnot

I feel that sometimes it is just as hard to look back on the past, and imagine all the things that could change, as it is to imagine the future as a series of endless possibilities. Each year past I look back at how things have been, and I am confounded by the change. How can so many good things, strange things, bad things, things in general, happen in such a short period of time? That’s being 20-something. No guidebook. No safety belt. You have to be kind to yourself and good to yourself and good to the other people around you. You have to scan out, backwards, glance around at everything all at once. You have to view experiences as less insanely overwhelming than they feel, because time will happen, and things will find their place in the puzzle that is your mind. So I am, for lack of a more meaningful way of saying it, not currently in a relationship.  The writing on my blog is based on my own perspective, and my own point of view, and my own experiences, I think I would be amiss to not mention that I am going through some not-so-fun things. Some hard things. The sadness comes in waves and you have to push forward and make each action intentional. There is nothing else that I am going to say about it, though I am sure that it will have some influence on the topics that I choose to write about, as writing often imitates life. I did not feel comfortable continuing to write without being honest about this thing that happened. It also may explain how I went an entire week without writing. Criminal, really. 

Sondern. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own.

I know that many of you feel that you know me. In many cases, I may not know you. For a minute lets just all pretend we know each other. Because we kind of do. If everyone were supremely honest with themselves, stripped down to the core, gutted and removed of pretense, we’d see the raw experience of being human.

Now let’s focus on sex talk and inappropriate jokes because that’s just how things go down here.

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Letter To Myself

Dear 15 year old me,

Let’s get the hard stuff out of the way. You’re almost 25, and you haven’t done much. A decade has gone by and we’re not too different. Wish-lists and to-do lists, weighty goals combined on loose leaf pages of notebook paper stacked in little piles, they don’t amount to much. I’m making the same lists now, jotting them down in journals and scribbling them in the margins.

You always have some idea of what life will be like in the future. Some blank slate that you may project your ideal world onto. A film projector showing repeat showings of fantasy-you. It’s been this way as long as I can remember it. From five to ten, ten to fifteen, fifteen to twenty, every so often I stop to think what have I done that I said I would do? Not much.

It is easy to think that the inability to check these things off means some you’re some sort of failure. That the inability to keep the promises you made to yourself a decade ago means that you did something wrong. But you haven’t. If I were to look at these lists in another ten years, which I will, I will know what guided me. I will see the dreams that I had and what encouraged me. I will think about the things that woke me up every morning, the things that pushed me out the door. I will know what collective dreams bottled up to make me, me. Explore the world, learn french, become very good at something I enjoy. I haven’t done these things, but it took getting older to realize that you never really do. They are all a process. They are all a sliding scale of mastery. I cannot give these things a final checking point because they are always in progress. It is the process itself that makes me who I am, not the completion.

You don’t just wake up one morning and find that you are who you want to be. You always want to be more, different, better, you always have some point to look forward to. When we get small pieces of the things we want – graduation, a house, a car, a new friend, a new love – we move forward, but it’s hard to tell. You cannot understand the scope of life through a series of things that happen to you. There are always more things.

I understand that it is hard to think that a decade went by and, here I am, telling you that there are no real moments in which I could say you might find extraordinary. It is lucky for you, however, that you find all these seemingly mundane moments so special. Conversations, new connections, the feeling you get when you look certain people in the eye. Little trips that beg the desire for more and bigger trips. You will take photos and look back at them and want more. It is the cloyingly sweet truth – not the destination, but the journey. I’m sorry to put it to you that way.

If I could advise myself of one small thing it would be to not try so awfully hard to want of the future. It’s coming every moment and there is no earth-shattering sound when it arrives. It is here now, and now, and always coming faster.

In these lists you can look back and see what it is you tried to grasp along the way.

Sincerely.

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The Feminist Grief

Everything is a script, and I’ve been studying my role since the day I was born.

It’s an exhaustive conversation to have. I feel like the more I repeat myself the less the words have meaning. What does it mean to be a woman, and how are women pushed into being more… womanly? I was looking at a friends photos on Facebook. She is very religious and has been her entire life, and there was never any doubt that she would be anything except a happy christian woman. I enjoy her. She is always very positive, happy, she has good energy. There she is in her wedding dress. Her and her husband have pretty typical banter. She hasn’t cooked dinner yet, but the laundry is always so clean and smells so good he can hardly blame her. She’s just so good with kids. He’s had a hard day at work, so glad to have a loving wife to come home to. She works, she’s independent, she has a career, could survive on her own. But she’s his wife. That’s her thing. That’s the most important thing. It makes her beam.

One time we had a lecture about marriage that struck a cord with me. It’s one I forget a lot because I feel like it doesn’t apply to me. The less I need to use something, the easier it is to forget. The professor was discussing wants and expectations and how that can correlate to satisfaction. If you go your entire life believing that you are going to grow up, marry a man, and become a wife, you’re more likely to be happy when all those things happen to you. If it’s consistently reinforced throughout your life that women grow up, marry men, and become wives – and you see your family as models of this –  you are probably more likely to want it, to desire it.

I think sometimes my life would be easier if I could slip into the role I’ve been taught to play. What if I gave up bisexuality in preference for men? What if I was contented in monogamy, for the rest of my life? What if the idea of finding one person and spending the rest of my life with them was not both terrifying and way too much responsibility but something that made my eyes glisten with dreams of pinterest boards and cake tastings? What if I wanted to be called someones “wife” and what if I wanted to get married and have kids? What if I wanted to get a boring job because I needed income and, even though it hurt, I went anyways and just kept going? What if I never asked for more, never wanted to be a nuisance? What if I never questioned my role as a woman? What if I behaved femininely all the time? What if I wore more makeup? What if I spent more on clothes than I did on books?

This isn’t to say that people who stick closer to the script are somehow ignorant, or taking the easy way out, or are secretly something other than they appear to be. My friend is perfectly happy, and the greatest strength of feminism is letting women choose the way the way want to live. But I do think wonder, for myself, how it would feel if I stopped fighting all the systems that I rest within. If I just gave up and let myself melt into the plastic form. If I did everything that everyone around me, and everything inside of me, is saying you’re supposed to do. Would there be some sigh of relief that sank down through my pores, down into each and every cell?

Or would I be instantly overcome with the grief of a life not lived with intent?

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Things I’ll Never Be, And Haven’t Been Yet.

No one has ever thought to ask me “were you always bisexual?” But I ask myself. I wonder sometimes in small moments of silence how my own sexuality progressed. How it took shape. If it was always there or if I created it myself, or if I am a product of my environment.

I often speak with the knowledge of someone who is heterosexual because I feel like I used to be heterosexual. Was I straight, or was I only straight because I had not yet realize that I was bi? There is no right or wrong answer when it comes to your own personal experiences with sexuality. Some people say they always knew.

I can look back at a series of events and say that I was most certainly less-than-straight as long as I have memories. But am I simply applying this knowledge that I’ve accumulated onto those memories? Am I viewing my heterosexual youth through bisexual glasses? I felt straight. I did. Until I learned what being bi-sexual meant. And then I had a new label to use, and that fit too.

Later on I learned what “sexually fluid” meant and I proclaimed with absolute certainty that that’s what I was. Fluid. I was never straight or bi and I wasn’t gay, I was fluid. Later I learned queer, and after researching it on the internet, I realized that’s what I was, queer. But then I met some people who were queer and I never felt quite queer enough. Had they shaped that label to exclude people like me, or had I never really belonged there to begin with? Was there some new word waiting around the corner?

I can relate to heterosexuality because I spent the first 18 years of my life as someone who was heterosexual. That’s the easiest way to put it. I certainly don’t think I became bisexual but I hadn’t figured that all out yet. Can you be bisexual if you aren’t being bisexual? Or, better yet, are you being bisexual even if you don’t know you’re bi? Oh, now we’re getting confounding, what does it all mean?

Labels only have meaning once you take them on. Until you take that label on, you can’t possibly be judged by the collection of your behaviors, your mentality. You can’t be judged by your dating history or your sexual resumé. It just allows judgement to seep in through the cracks. It allows other people to say “Well, I can do the math, you’re definitely gay. Look at your male to female sex partner ratio!”

So I was living hetero, but I don’t think I ever was hetero. Does that make sense? It was a comfortable place for me to be because it was what I was taught was normal. I could easily slip into it. Not everyone can, and not everyone does, but I did. And then when I grew up and got wiser I began to have the ability to explore all those other things that were out there.

Labels are tricky because you don’t always fit into them just right. Sometimes you’re this, sometimes you’re that. I feel like I’ve been all kinds of different people crammed into just this one little body.

I have never been gay, I will never be trans. I won’t know what it’s like to take hormones. I’ve never been kicked out of my home, and my risk for homelessness is very small. I’ve never done drugs, never been an addict, I’ve never known what it’s like to lose someone to all. I don’t like to drink to forget who I am. I don’t smoke. I’ve never been beat. I’ve never been abused. I’ve never had a penis, nor have I ever had the brain of a man, with all these different hormones. With all these different experiences. No, never lived as a boy. Never had to confront my masculinity. I’ve never had to act stronger than I really was and I’ve never had to hold back tears. I’ve never been poly, I don’t think, not really, although I tip toe on the line and I wonder what it would be like. I wonder if I’ll ever be there. Not “there” as in progress, but “there” as in a different place. A different destination. I’ve never been black. I’ve never been latina, asian. I’ve never been handicapped. I’ve never felt like I didn’t belong in the country that I live in. I have all my limbs. I am mostly sane, as sane as can be, I think. I’ve never won any real awards, not really. I’ve never had some high paying job. I’ve never felt like money wasn’t an issue. But I’ve also never felt hungry. I’ve never felt worried I wouldn’t eat.

There are a lot of things I’ve never experienced a lot of things that I will never experience and the only experiences that I can talk about are my own. The strange bout of heterosexuality, the discovery of bisexuality, the confrontation of my somewhat-queerness. The serial monogamy, and the ethical non-monogamy. The desire to learn more and more, the frustration that knowledge cannot be calculated, that wisdom is worth so little. I can speak as a college student, as someone who writes, as someone who had all these little bits of experiences. I’m white and I’m cis and I’ll always be those two things. I am frustrated by my privilege because I never know how to properly confront it. How to admit that I am both so lucky and both so tired all the time, because I know others are more tired than I am.

No one has ever asked me why I am the way I am or when I figured it out, and that’s probably because I’m still figuring it out. But I do know all these things that I’m not, will never be, or have had the great pleasure of avoiding so carefully thus far. And I know that every experience is different. I know that the stories people have are important. That each story can add something new. Can teach you something. I know that I am the only person that is capable of telling my story, and you are the only person capable of telling yours.

WIthin the small little details of what you eat for breakfast and how you manage to make it to the end of the day is some greater lesson about how we become to be who we are.

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The Mistakes I’ve Made

1. Not being clear about what I’m able to do

The first mistake I ever made, I think, was not being completely up front about what I was able to do within the span of my open relationship. There was lots of interacting with new people and then, in the midst of flirting, oh, I’m in a relationship, but it’s cool. Sometimes oh, let me see if this is okay, I’m not sure. If I wasn’t feeling secure in what I could do or what my own boundaries were, or if I wasn’t able to express them clearly and from the start to someone else, I was doomed to fail. On more than one occasion it lead to people being confused about what was going on, or what would go on, or what could go on. This was certainly a side effect of establishing boundaries that worked and being secure in those boundaries, and it’s a side effect I rarely think of now that things have settled into a more comfortable place.

2. Jumping, when I’d just as well not

Some people would rather have any experience and learn if it is good or bad from there. I’ve always been someone who would rather be completely sure that I want to have an experience before I have it. More than once, though, I’ve jumped into a situation I was iffy about just because I wanted to see what it would be like. Most of the time this involved doing something (playing, dating, etc) a person that I had not felt that initial spark with. My logic was that perhaps I wasn’t being fair enough, I wasn’t giving them enough of a shot. Could I really judge if I was interested by a first date? This led to me, unintentionally, leading people on when I really should have said I wasn’t feeling any connection.

3. Not expressing my lack of interest

That brings me into my third lesson. When you don’t like someone, let them know. There have been a few dates in my past where I’ve been oh, yeah, lets hang out again sometime when really I should have said I’d love to see you again but I didn’t feel any romantic or sexual connection, if you’d be interested in being friends I’d love to hang out again. It can be hard to say these things, especially when you meet under the pretense of a “date.” But it’s fair – and it needs to be said.

4. Not going with the flow more frequently

When exploring the open community specifically you’ll encounter all kinds of people with all kinds of relationships. They have their own rules, boundaries, interests, kinks, fetishes, preferences for date spots or times when they’re available. Sometimes it can be beneficial to just go with the flow at the start and not expect your two separate lives to click together. For instance: If you’re looking for a guy who you can see regularly but he is also in a relationship and can only see you semi-regularly. Is it possible that you can change your own expectations to allow him in your life as a semi-regular friend or partner? Would you be satisfied still? Is that a compromise you want to make?

5. Closing myself off to new and interesting people

Though I do believe it’s important to pick people you’re actually interested in meeting, I have made the mistake of not responding to people who I feel were probably pretty interesting people. There is always the frustration of not wanting to meet someone and give them the wrong impression (that you’re really interested) but also wanting to give them the chance to see if you are interested. I think the solution in that is being open about what you’re expecting or what you’re looking for throughout the entire encounter. From first message, to post-date. You may meet someone super-sexy that you would have said no to otherwise.

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