How can I quit coffee?
Why would you want to quit coffee? Why would anyone tell you to quit coffee? Are you being held hostage? Is this a hostage situation? Are you Liam Neeson? Is this a tea thing? Are you having heart palpitations? Is your vision blurry? Can you even read this? No one should quit coffee, what a horrible idea. Ten virgins just lost their wings because of this question. I need to go on a coffee break. This is stressing me out.
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