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February 14, 2010Valentine’s Day Pt 3
February 12, 2010I am not the girl that can be pleased by a box of chocolates and a dozen red roses. I am not the girl you buy diamonds for at full price from Tiffany’s. I am not the girl you wait in line for at Victoria’s Secret. I will never advocate buying lingerie for YOURSELF as a gift for your partner.
However, I do think it can be fun to dress up a bit on Valentine’s Day. Remember that the clothes don’t stay on for very long though so it’s not necessary to pay a whole shit-ton of money on pantyhose and garter belts.
I received a gift in the mail from VS for being an angel card member so I thought I would go redeem it today. It was for a free pair of their lacie underwear (one size fits all?) and $10 off a bra. Originally I wasn’t going to pick up a bra because I have too many to fit in my draw, currently… but the bra that matches the underwear I got was only $8 so I threw it on my angels card.
Both I got in barbie pink, only because I don’t have anything in that color right now and wanted to stray from black/white/red a bit which is what I normally get. I am looking forward to wearing these together because I do get a sort of giddiness from wearing matching underwear and bra sets. It’s like no one knows that I am coordinating from head to toe- but maybe someone will by the end of the day.
If you are inclined to do the lingerie business for Valentine’s Day don’t make it a big deal. Pick up something special for yourself (or your partner- there were lots of men in Vicky’s today!) but don’t break your wallet on it. Make sure it is something that you will wear again and again- unlike some of the strange holiday specific goodies they sell just to rob you blind.
Did you pick up any special underwear for the weekend? Do you plan on wearing something special? Or do you prefer the greatest gift of all, nudity?
Valentine’s Day Pt 1
February 9, 2010Here are the forbidden words of an internet blogger, I like Valentine’s Day. Yep, you will find no angsty posts about love here. Singles holiday? Hallmark holiday? You can call it whatever you want, but I prefer to be positive. A day where we can awknowledge and celebrate the great emotion that is love? You don’t have to have a partner, a fiance, a husband or a wife. You just have to have people in your life that you care about. Good? Got that? Now call them, text them, email them, bake for them, send them some snail mail. Tell them that you love them and appreciate them. Valentine’s day is what you make of it, and I chose to celebrate love, not bitch and moan about “what life hasn’t given me”…
Try it, you skeptics!
In the spirit of love- which sometimes accompanies fucking- I thought I would give some of you some ideas of things you can do for your partner or loved ones this holiday. I think gift-giving should be optional but I do think it’s nice to do something for the person you care about even if it’s free. Stay tuned for a short-series of posts on this before the 14th.
Part 1: Baked Goods
Whether it be cookies shaped like hearts, crème brûlée (my favorite), or your lovers favorite candy wrapped with a bow… food is always a nice surprise. It doesn’t have to be sweet, either. Find out what the recipient of your loves favorite dinner is and make it. Steak and potatoes with a bottle of wine? A fresh loaf of baked cinnamon bread? A cocktail waiting for them when they get home? Food- especially food that puts off a sweet aroma- is a great way to set the mood for a special occasion. Just be sure to stray from foods that contain dairy if your partner is lactose intolerant or beans, if you plan on having fresh air in the bedroom.
Check out http://gluttonyisabliss.tumblr.com/ for ideas. It’s one of my favorite food porn weblogs!
You can also take this to another, more romantic kinky level. Take some chocolate fondue and a paintbrush, heat it up, and paint over your partners body while licking it off. Just make sure to ignore the genitals, sugar can mess up the pH balance and send you swingin’ for a yeast infection. Some adult stores sell genital-friendly body paints.
Does cooking become a part of how you show your love and affection? What is your favorite thing to cook for your one (or many) special people?
Stay tuned for pt 2, where things get a little dirtier.
google searches
February 3, 2010One of the most interesting things about having my own website is being able to see what people search for to get to my site. Don’t be embarrassed, we all have our fair share of weird googling habits! Here are a few from the past month or two:
intense women/ clean vaginas
is it okay to have thick female cum?
sexually explicit anne frank
naked + jumping jacks
self lubricating vagina
Yeah, I can definitely see why and how you got to my blog. Keep the good searches coming!
Banned Dictionaries?
January 25, 2010A parent from a school in SOCAL has complained about Mirriam-Webster dictionaries being used in classrooms for children aged 9-10 because the definition for oral sex was found. Since then, the dictionaries have been pulled so they can find more “sexually graphic” words.It is unknown whether or not they will continue to use those dictionaries at a later date. source
Should children aged 9-10 know the dictionary definition of oral sex?
Mirriam-Webster definition of oral sex: Oral stimulation of the genitals
My thoughts: Educating is not necessarily going to provoke kids to go out and experiment. While I admit that oral sex is a bit of an accessory to sexuality that probably shouldn’t be electively taught at that age (there is no reason for it)… I don’t see any harm in them knowing the general basis of what it is and that it is something adults do.
