Vulgar Vagina

Someone needs to tell me if this is supposed to be funny. There’s an article on ChristWire saying the word “vagina” is vulgar and then follows a list of 51 Christian Friendly words for Vagina. [source] I’m fond of “Neighbor of Anus” because when I think about my vagina I definitely imagine it being friends with my anus.

  1. Puff Pillow
  2. Fish Cave
  3. Baby Door
  4. Eve’s Tunnel
  5. Satan’s Doorbell (Clitoral muscle)
  6. Reverse Blowhole
  7. Skin Wand Scarf
  8. Egg Crate
  9. Bullet Wound
  10. Sin Flower
  11. Moist Camel Hump
  12. Harpy Nest
  13. Canker Blossom
  14. Silk Barnacle
  15.  Flap Dragon
  16. Clapper Claw
  17. Birth Cavern
  18. Flesh Wrap
  19. DNA Catcher
  20. Frothy Creek
  21. Satan’s Trap
  22. Sin Muscle
  23. Folded Flesh Leaf
  24. Harpoon Target
  25. Slurpin’ Salmon
  26. Devil’s Fun Slide
  27. Ovary Hallway
  28. Whispering Eye
  29. Secret Fish Forest
  30. Cat in The Hat
  31. Sin Sliver
  32. Devil Sponge
  33. Baby Portal
  34. Warm Potato
  35. Snake Trap
  36. Blood Sewer
  37. Twaddle Dandy
  38. Magic Crepe
  39. Satan’s Rose Bud
  40. Clack-dish
  41. Neighbor of Anus
  42. Pink Jello Box
  43. Rank Weasel
  44. Stripped Monkey
  45. Front Business
  46. Man’s Gift
  47. Wizard Sleeve
  48. The Liquid Slip
  49. Fleshy Fault Line
  50. Pink Velveeta Shell
  51. The Pubic Pub

4 thoughts on “Vulgar Vagina”

  1. I’m just surprised that half of those are considered “Christian friendly”
    Mostly they’re just woman hating. “Man’s Gift” ?! “Harpy Nest” ?!
    Ugh. I, unfortunately having grown up with Catholics, think they’re serious. :/

  2. Seriously? Child door?
    Some of these, a lot of these, are far more vulgar than vagina. Anatomically correct name =/=vulgar. Descriptive name=more vulgar.

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