A long time ago we saw a video online of a woman playing with Nuru Gel. I highly suggest you check out their website for more information, but here is the short. It’s a stringy massage gel. You apply it to your body and your partners body and then use your body to massage your partner. It is tasteless and odorless and you can use it as a lube when you, eventually, fuck.

They even suggest that you buy an inflatable bed to use it on. It’s messy, for one, but also because you’d be able to slip and slide around on it.

We decided to try it out in the shower for the first time to minimize the mess. The product suggests that you mix it with water (like in a bowl) prior to use. We just used it straight out of the pump bottle.

This stuff is amazing. AMAZING. If you’ve ever wondered what you can do to spice it up in the bedroom, this is it. We stood out of the stream of the water (the water did make it slicker, but constant stream of water would wash it off) and put it all over each other and then basically slip and slid. It worked well as a lube, in and out of the shower. Especially because you could lube up your whole body with it making it easier to get stimulation everywhere. You could probably hit an orgasm pretty easily just sliding around on each other without penetration. It makes everything pretty sensitive.

Despite the fact that I’ve gone on more than once saying it can be used as a lube, remember that it’s not actually a lubricant. It’s a massage gel that can be conveniently used to keep sex slick. I would not use it as a lube in the way that one normally uses lubrication. Mainly because it’s so expensive, but also because that’s just not the intent of the product. It’s meant to be applied everywhere, not just the genitals.

It is rather messy so unless you have the ability to spend a while in the shower or clear out a space (floor + towels) to get messy you might not benefit from using this. It’s not very discreet.

The only downside seems to be that it’s so expensive, but so far we’ve used a bunch of it and it seems to last pretty long. The bottle in the photo was $22.99 on amazon. People who purchased this item also purchased the bible and inflatable air beds. You know it’s good.

I… I really don’t know what else to say. I wish I had taken some more photos for you but that’s really all I’ve got. Did I mention it’s amazing? If you have any more questions you can submit them to my formspring. In the mean time, order yourself up a bottle and get to the full body massage.