Things that have made me laugh during sex:

1. Queefing

There is no denying it, queefing is awkward. It’s not only awkward, it’s hilarious. For those of you who aren’t in the know, a queef is essentially a vagina fart. Too much air gets pushed into the vagina and when it comes out it makes a fart-like sound. Queefing is especially common with girl on top when air gets pressed in. You might be queefing for a while, after that. What men don’t know (and never will) is that queefing not only sounds strange but feels very strange as well. This is just another reason why it will (almost certainly) send me into a fit of giggles.

2. Disney movies

Have you ever had sex while watching a Disney movie, or a movie of equally strange background noise? If you have, you understand why this one is also giggle worthy. The next time you’re in the sheets and Simba starts singing I just can’t wait to be king all of a sudden nothing in that movie will ever be sacred every again.

3. Falling off the bed

So you’re thrusting, thrusting, thrusting, and all of a sudden you’ve done a backflip off the bed and you’re laying halfway in the bathroom butt naked covered in jizz. These things happen.

4. The blood rushing to my head

Along the same lines, if you’re being pushed off the bed and your head flops over all the blood goes to your head. The giggling resulted from this might not be of your choice.

5. Cum in strange places

How did cum get behind my ears? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious.

6. Breaking expensive things

In the midst of a large deep thrust my brand new macbook slid off the bed onto the hardwood floor and dented, making the battery fall all the way out. It kept playing music so we kept going, giggling about how much trouble we’d just caused with our fucking. That’s life, isn’t it? What’s done is done. Laugh and keep fucking.

7. Slippage

Off a cock, over boobs into chin, into asshole… it’s only not funny when it’s surprise buttsex.

8. Awkward sex positions

I’ve tried plenty.

9. Waterfall/Cumfall

Waterfall: When you are having sex in the tub or a hot tub and you stand up afterwards and all the water falls out of your vagina.

Cumfall: After you have sex and all of the cum runs down your legs as you try to escape to the bathroom.

10. Ticklish butt

Don’t judge me.

What makes you laugh during sex?