getting hard[er]

March 13, 2010 by suggestivetongue

Any tips on maintaining a thicker erection? I’m about 6 inches when hard, but I rarely can get it up except by myself when masturbating. It’s hard (pardon the pun) not being able to keep it up for my girlfriend :(

Absolutely.

First off I want to state the obvious though, I’m of the other kind of genitalia. I do not have a penis and therefore I open the comments up to those who do have one to give their own advice and personal experience with this. I’m sure many of you will have more intimate details that I don’t know about.

Onward to what I do know;

1. Work the base
Practice gripping the base of your cock tightly once it becomes erect. I find this works better if you make a ring with your fingers and press down a bit. Playing with your balls at the same time can add some extra bonus points. If you don’t want to keep your hand down there or it gets in the way pick up a cock-ring. A good cock ring will fit comfortably without making you feel suffocated but will still feel a little snug. A cock-ring will hold more blood in your erect penis making it more stiff.

2. Work your mind
The more aroused you are the more aroused your love-stick will get. Get your head into the game. Think dirty kinky things that make you go boing when you’re on your own. That brings me to another important point.

Sometimes guys have no problem getting (and staying) hard by themselves but when they get to being with someone else it becomes more difficult. The reasons can be vast but generally revolve around the need to perform, a bit of nervousness, or focusing more on pleasing their partner than themselves. My advice would be to slow down and focus on foreplay. Focus on what makes you feel good. Communicate with your partner and just do what it takes to make you hard with no pressure. Know if you don’t stay hard that’s fine and you can please her instead. Just have fun. You shouldn’t need to stress out about anything and when you realize that– things will cum easier.

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sexual education

March 12, 2010 by suggestivetongue

So I was watching the new season of America’s Next Top Model (ANTM) and there is this very cute blond contestant. It turns out she had sex at sixteen and got pregnant the first time and married the man who got her pregnant. She is not the only girl in this cycle who got pregnant the first time she had sex. I thought it was interesting because later in the episode they are talking about drag and she doesn’t know what drag is. I thought- what? Who doesn’t know what drag is? She seemed very, very innocent. Very pure in the traditional sense of being pure.

I have to be reminded constantly that not everyone knows the length of the anus or the difference between vaginal lubrication and discharge. What asexual means in terms of sexuality and in terms of reproduction. I have to remind myself that I’m a little obsessed and there are people out there that might not even realize these things exist.

How educated do you feel about sex? Think about it for a second. Is there anything that comes to mind that you can honestly admit you don’t know very much about? Is it something you want to know more about? Do you like not knowing some things or do you want to be more informed but don’t know what it is you need to be more informed about?

As always, if you have any sex-questions or need advice email me at suggestivetongue@gmail.com.

I’ll answer any question to the best of my ability.

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Emailing

March 11, 2010 by suggestivetongue

As you might have noticed I haven’t had much time to blog on here lately. I am in the midst of finals and life has been crazy intense. I promise I will be back very soon with lots of sex-blogging and plenty of photos. In the mean time, if any of you want to communicate my email is suggestivetongue@gmail.com. I think it’s really calming to sit down at the end of the day and actually have real email conversations with people.

I know I personally take very little time to slow down and life moves very fast. I am currently emailing back and forth with about four people and I’ve gotten to know them a lot better and it’s been really fun. If you’re interested, please email. No excuses! No “I bet she’s already gotten enough, I could but I dunno, I don’t want to seem weird, what would I say…” It’s okay, It’ll be okay. Look forward to hearing from you and look forward to getting back to blogging soon.

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pi day

March 10, 2010 by suggestivetongue

In case you’re a little less nerdy than I am, this upcoming Sunday is 3.14 (pi day). In honor of pi day I’m going to probably have lots of sex (cream pie, right?) and make lots of pies (more socially-edible ones). In honor of my pie baking extraveganza (which will likely be paired with playing video games all day) you get to vote for what kind of pies I make. I was thinking three, but I might ween it down to two just so we don’t all die of heart disease.

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post secret of the week

March 7, 2010 by suggestivetongue

Things that have made me laugh during sex:

1. Queefing

There is no denying it, queefing is awkward. It’s not only awkward, it’s hilarious. For those of you who aren’t in the know, a queef is essentially a vagina fart. Too much air gets pushed into the vagina and when it comes out it makes a fart-like sound. Queefing is especially common with girl on top when air gets pressed in. You might be queefing for a while, after that. What men don’t know (and never will) is that queefing not only sounds strange but feels very strange as well. This is just another reason why it will (almost certainly) send me into a fit of giggles.

2. Disney movies

Have you ever had sex while watching a Disney movie, or a movie of equally strange background noise? If you have, you understand why this one is also giggle worthy. The next time you’re in the sheets and Simba starts singing I just can’t wait to be king all of a sudden nothing in that movie will ever be sacred every again.

3. Falling off the bed

So you’re thrusting, thrusting, thrusting, and all of a sudden you’ve done a backflip off the bed and you’re laying halfway in the bathroom butt naked covered in jizz. These things happen.

4. The blood rushing to my head

Along the same lines, if you’re being pushed off the bed and your head flops over all the blood goes to your head. The giggling resulted from this might not be of your choice.

5. Cum in strange places

How did cum get behind my ears? I don’t know, but it’s hilarious.

6. Breaking expensive things

In the midst of a large deep thrust my brand new macbook slid off the bed onto the hardwood floor and dented, making the battery fall all the way out. It kept playing music so we kept going, giggling about how much trouble we’d just caused with our fucking. That’s life, isn’t it? What’s done is done. Laugh and keep fucking.

7. Slippage

Off a cock, over boobs into chin, into asshole… it’s only not funny when it’s surprise buttsex.

8. Awkward sex positions

I’ve tried plenty.

9. Waterfall/Cumfall

Waterfall: When you are having sex in the tub or a hot tub and you stand up afterwards and all the water falls out of your vagina.

Cumfall: After you have sex and all of the cum runs down your legs as you try to escape to the bathroom.

10. Ticklish butt

Don’t judge me.

What makes you laugh during sex?

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